Mens Restroom = Tornado Shelter
At Denver International Airport the mens restrooms also double as tornado shelters. Also, the free wifi here is not mobile friendly. First they make you scroll through 10 pages of legalese then they make you watch a 30 second commercial that is in a format unsuported by my phone. At any rate, onwards to Great Falls, Montana.
That is the funniest thing i have ever seen
well atleast if you shit yourself you got TP 
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I can think of far worse places to be during a Tornado.