Armless Does Not Equal Harmless

A local armless artist who paints with his feet is being questioned after headbutting a neighbor and killing him. Investegators say William “Rusty” Redfern charged across a street and head-butted 49-year-old Charles “Keith” Teer of Snellville, Atlanta. Teer collapsed and died moments later. Teer was probably better off due to the guranteed ridicule from his friends for losing a fight with an armless man.

Dramatic Headbutt Recreation (minus missing arms)Dramatic Headbutt Recreation (minus missing arms).

It was later revealed during an autopsy that Teer suffered from coronary artery disease and probably died from a heart attack. Apparently the two were arguing over a former flame and/or furniture.

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